New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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