help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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