would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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