I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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