omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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