I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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