ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We got so high we made milksteak
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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