You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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