Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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