ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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