yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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