By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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