he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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