you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i now understand why vodka
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