Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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