I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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