i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
