i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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