I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just cropdusted the office
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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