Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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