My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
