so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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