So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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