He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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