using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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