I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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