I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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