Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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