I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
did you just send me my own nude
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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