my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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