he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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