i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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