She is in my trunk
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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