Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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