I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and she was petting her beer can
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
