i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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