i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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