I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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