so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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