you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The Olympian is in my bed
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