just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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