I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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