So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
