I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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