So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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