oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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