Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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