ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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