I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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