She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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