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(214): View more from Texas

Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.

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(407): View more from Florida

Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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(813): View more from Florida

Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?

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(714): View more from California

My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.

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(626): View more from California

It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."

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(216): View more from Ohio

Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message

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(716): View more from New York

I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.

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(450): View more from Quebec

Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question

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