Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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