I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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