i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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