Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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