i may or may not be watching the land before time
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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